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You Are The Brain

You're the type of person who's always on, always churning.

You are alert and quick to react. You like to stay busy.

You are responsible but also demanding. You take up a lot of energy.

You are someone of deep mystery. There's a lot below the surface that's hard to figure out.

Date: 2010-01-22 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Topher! I'm putting together a contact list for our club!

Now, I can only participate part time coz I have Harry and my kids... but I still think we can, you know, make a difference or whatevs!


Date: 2010-01-23 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
OMG. BEST. NIGHT. EVER. It's all over Twitter. Too bad we're competing with Conan's last show.

We have a club?

Date: 2010-01-23 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I want you to know I mean this seriously.

YOU are my new BEST friend.

Date: 2010-01-23 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Who was the last one? They're not gonna come after me, are they?

Date: 2010-01-23 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Well, I guess it was my husband. But I figure you should do a bit of segregation of duties, you know?

Best Friend (You)
Husband (Him)

I think that's better!

Date: 2010-01-24 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nobody's asked me to be their best friend before. (I guess you're not asking so much as announcing, but hey.) You're kind of my only friend, so... I accept?

Date: 2010-01-24 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I really like you, Topher.

Previously I've only wished my friends to like me but I decided from now on I have to like them as well!

I like you!

Date: 2010-01-25 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Good! This may be kind of a controversial stance, but I think friends should like each other.

Date: 2010-01-25 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I agree.

You know... that stuff you did the other night?

It was so amazing. Seriously. You were amazing.

Date: 2010-01-25 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No biggie. Mere parlor tricks.

Date: 2010-01-25 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

You're the most modest person I know.

Date: 2010-01-25 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Can I quote you on that?

Date: 2010-01-25 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


Date: 2010-01-22 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

What Internal Organ Are You? (

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My! (

I do hope this is an appropriately sociopathic response.
Edited Date: 2010-01-22 10:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-23 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How should I know? I'm just a layperson with a genius IQ.

Date: 2010-01-26 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I put you in the 120-130 range, unless you have some kind of untapped mathematical aptitude.

Date: 2010-01-26 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


I think that's very generous.

Date: 2010-01-26 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Someone is either secretly the father of a teenage girl or has urbandictionary bookmarked ;)

Date: 2010-01-26 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The s was for "sociopathic," but that works too.

Date: 2010-01-27 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
De nada.

Now if you'll excuse me, Mass Effect 2 is calling my name.

Date: 2010-01-24 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Of course you're a brain, Netty! Duh.

Date: 2010-01-25 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Pierce! Look at you, rocking the capital and lowercase letters.

Do you know how to take an online quiz?

Date: 2010-01-25 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I am a master of mediums, of course I learn quickly.

No. How do I do this?

Date: 2010-02-01 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I can see that!

Scroll up and click--left click, unless you're on a Mac (haha, fat chance)--on the orange...this is so not worth it. Nevermind. I'm gonna show you something much, much more awesome. Ready?

Date: 2010-02-01 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm always ready for what you have to show! Hit me. But not literally.

Date: 2010-02-02 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Haha, okay. Prepare for a non-literal bitchslap of knowledge.

Now I don't know if you've noticed, but sometimes on the internet, you'll encounter people who are wrong. Or very wrong. Or so incredibly wrong they make all previous errors in human history--geocentrism, homeopathy, polywater, alien autopsy videos, Coke II--seem...a little bit right.

When you come across these people (and don't worry, you will), it is your duty to inform them of just how wrong they are with a scathing, preferably sarcastic retort called an ice burn.

With me so far?

Date: 2010-02-02 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I am prepared and with you, Sir Netty.

Date: 2010-02-02 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey, that's not bad. I like it.

Okay. Internet tradition mandates that once you've successfully ice burned somebody, you...affirm your victory and crush your opponent's spirit by saying "ICE BURN" (note the caps: they're important) or "pwned." Think of it as hanging from the rim after you dunk or spiking the ball after you score a touchdown.


Date: 2010-02-04 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes, Sir Netty. How do you know when you're done with the ice burning?

Date: 2010-02-04 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ah. Good question. You can never really rub something in too much on the internet, but eventually you'll get bored or need to tinkle. That's a good time to call it quits.

Date: 2010-02-04 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I never have to get up to go tinkle thanks to my undergarments.

Date: 2010-02-04 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm sorry. I don't have as good of a TMI detector as you.

Date: 2010-02-04 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey, no. I kinda set myself up for that.

Anyway, I made a chart! A chart of things you might say and the level of TMIness.

"I wear boxers." : Appropriate.

"I wear Rocky and Bullwinkle boxers." : Thanks for sharing?

"I'm wearing boxers right now." : Kiiiinda weird.

"I haven't washed the boxers I'm wearing in two months." : TMI!

"I'm going to send you a picture of me in my boxers." : Seriously disturbing.

"I'm going to mail you my boxers." : CALL THE POLICE

Date: 2010-02-04 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I would never mail anyone my boxers and I'm offended that you would insinuate such a thing! I don't like going commando, there's too much swinging around.


Date: 2010-02-04 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

OOC: Hahahaha, I aim to please!


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